Sunday, December 9, 2012

Just because.

I'm laying on my couch, on a Saturday night, watching lock up raw on Netfllix. 
I worked tonight so you'd think I'd be tired. 
Not the case. 
So what else could I do besides blog?
For your entertainment, here is fifty random questions. Answers and all.


1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Lori & Leslie. I have two best friends. Because I can.

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Behind my right ear.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? I shall never tell. Okay, I totally don't know how to spell his name. He was my english and homeroom teacher in high school. He was also the wrestling coach. Lets just say, I missed A LOT of school. But rarely was it his class.

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Yes. Perhaps more than once.

5. What body part do you wash first? My hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? About 50% of the time. I don't like those paper covers, the texture is weird. But I'm also not one that likes to touch butt cheeks with strangers.

7. What's the strangest talent you have? I can pop my hips in and out of socket. I can do it on command. It also happens whenever it wants to, both ways hurt.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie.

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Sour cream & onion.

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? I have never been tied up. I'm pretty sure no matter what the situation I wouldn't wan to be.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? My mom was really bad at grounding me. It never lasted as long as she said she would. The last time she threatened it I think was because I didn't clean my room.

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Drive around the block.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Official dates no. But I have gone from house to house when I was dating several people.

14. How many times have you been cussed out? More than I can count.

15. Which shoe do you put on first? The right one.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? No. I just turned 21 this year, so soon.

18. What do you you think about girls? Well, that would depend on the girl. Some are great and wonderful (My friends) Other are bitchy and rude. (99%)

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Besides that they were all crazy about me? :) They all have tattoos.

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? Yes, I did. 

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No. Is it stupid I don't even know what snipe hunting is?

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? My husband. Because usually, I fall asleep to him snoring.

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I have!

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash your bed sheets? EW. I guess I would have to say bath towel. Because at least I know I'm only using this when I'm clean.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Thank goodness no. I've also never gone looking... (Can we change the subject, puh-leeze?!)
26. What was your childhood nickname? Bug, Britters, Britt the shit, Lee-Lee, bug-a-boo, Brittney bow, princess (my dad only!) Britt.. I think that's all. My most favorite is peanut.. but that didn't start until later. 

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Never.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? Yes, even used the toilet. 

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? During the summer I liked to stick my left foot out the window. 

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Fingernails yes. I have never considered toes. 

31. How do you eat your cookie? With a large glass of milk.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? No. 

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I sing.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends on the drink. Matt says I'm a lightweight. I beg to differ.
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Not today ;)

38. How often do you clean out your ears? Everyday. I know it's not good, but it's something that freaks me out. 

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold. I blame this on the elderly. 

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? At least 3 times. 

41. Do you have any strange phobias? Large goldfish

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? I wax the inside of my nose. So wax?

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Not counted my drinks.

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Nope.


45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Never.

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?  Matt and I were officially boyfriend and girlfriend for two weeks when he said, "Can we just get this awkward farting thing out of the way? I'm sick of holding it in." Yes, after this I still married him.

47. Have you ever played naked Twister? No.

48. Have you ever been drunk at work? N

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? YES.

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? If Justin will help me. 


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